Newcastle Wedding Celebrant | That Altar Guy
Fun, modern wedding ceremonies across Newcastle & Lake Macquarie
If the idea of standing through a stiff, scripted wedding ceremony makes you nervous — you’re not alone.
Good news: this isn’t that.
I’m Jeremy Bell — That Altar Guy, a Newcastle wedding celebrant for couples who want their ceremony to feel relaxed, human, and genuinely enjoyable.
Not awkward. Not overdone. Not like every other wedding you’ve been to.
Ceremonies You’ll Actually Enjoy Standing Through
Your ceremony shouldn’t feel like something you grit your teeth through just to get to cocktail hour.
Mine are:
Relaxed without being messy
Funny without trying too hard
Emotional without being heavy
Personal without oversharing
People laugh because it’s funny.
People go quiet because it matters.
Nothing feels forced.
Couples who book me want a Newcastle wedding celebrant who can banter, keep things light, and still know exactly when to pull it back.
That balance is the job.
A Local Newcastle Wedding Celebrant (Who Knows the Area)
I work with couples getting married across Newcastle and the surrounding region, including Lake Macquarie, Merewether, The Beaches, and into the wider Hunter.
From coastal ceremonies and city venues to relaxed backyard weddings, I know how Newcastle weddings actually flow — and how to keep a ceremony calm, grounded, and on track when nerves kick in.
No awkward pauses.
No rushing the important bits.
No uncertainty about what’s happening next.
If You’re Searching For…
a Newcastle wedding celebrant
a fun but professional marriage celebrant in Newcastle
someone calm, confident, and genuinely easy to work with
You’re in the right place.
👉 Let’s chat and see if I’m the right fit for your Newcastle wedding.
What Couples Are Saying About That Altar Guy
“Jeremy went above and beyond to make our whole wedding fun and enjoyable… the most entertaining celebrant we have come across.”
— Amy & Mat
“Jeremy is absolutely awesome — witty, chill and fun to work with. Our guests couldn’t stop talking about how good he is.”
— Rhearn & Brad
“Everyone was raving about how fantastic you did with our ceremony — we couldn’t recommend him enough.”
— Mel & Chris
“Jeremy made the whole process effortless. From start to finish we felt completely supported, and the ceremony felt relaxed, natural and genuinely us.”
— Amy & Stew
Why Couples Trust Me With Their Ceremony
Because I’m steady when nerves hit.
Because I don’t panic when timelines wobble.
Because I know when to slow things down — and when to lighten the mood.
Your Newcastle wedding ceremony isn’t the place for uncertainty.
It’s where you want confidence, calm, and someone who knows exactly what they’re doing.
Wedding Celebrant Services — Newcastle, NSW
(Hunter Valley & surrounds also covered)
I work with couples getting married across Newcastle, Lake Macquarie and nearby regions, offering ceremonies tailored to how you actually want to get married — not a one-size-fits-all package.
Whether you’re planning a big celebration, a small elopement, or something super simple, the focus is always the same: a ceremony that feels relaxed, natural, and genuinely enjoyable to stand through.
Full Celebration Ceremonies
Newcastle Weddings
This is the full experience.
A fully personalised wedding ceremony that includes:
All legal requirements
Your vows
Clear structure and flow
The right balance of humour, emotion, and breathing room
Written from scratch. Delivered confidently. Designed to feel natural — not rehearsed.
Perfect for Newcastle venues, coastal locations, city spaces and private properties.
Elopements & Micro Weddings
Newcastle & Lake Macquarie
Small guest list. Big intention.
Ideal for couples who want:
Something intimate
Something meaningful
Something simple, but still special
No rush. No awkward shortcuts. Just a ceremony that fits the moment and the setting.
Legals Only
Newcastle Marriage Celebrant
If you just want the paperwork done — properly and professionally — this is for you.
Quick, clean, relaxed legal wording without turning it into something weird or uncomfortable.
MC & Hosting Add-Ons
If you want continuity from ceremony to reception, I also offer MC services for Newcastle weddings.
Same energy.
Same calm presence.
Same confidence on the microphone.
👉 Let’s chat and see which Newcastle ceremony option feels right for your day.
About Your Newcastle Celebrant
(And Whether I’m Your Guy)
I’m calm on the mic, confident in front of a crowd, and very comfortable holding emotional space — especially in the relaxed, coastal-city vibe that Newcastle weddings are known for.
What I’m not interested in is sounding like every other celebrant you’ve ever heard.
I don’t do:
Copy-paste ceremonies
Dramatic “love story” readings
Overly formal language
Talking just to fill silence
What I do is show up prepared, grounded, and fully present — so your Newcastle wedding ceremony feels supported, relaxed, and genuinely enjoyable to stand through.
No awkward pacing.
No forced moments.
No fluff for the sake of it.
If you’re nervous?
If standing up there feels big?
If emotions hit faster than expected?
I’ve got you.
Promise.
I’m Not for Everyone — And That’s a Good Thing
I’m probably not the right celebrant for your Newcastle wedding if you want:
Something ultra-traditional and formal
Zero humour
A ceremony that sounds like a legal document
A celebrant who fades into the background
That style doesn’t suit most Newcastle weddings — and it doesn’t suit me.
But if you want:
Someone who reads the room properly
Natural banter that actually feels like you
A ceremony your guests enjoy listening to
A Newcastle wedding celebrant who feels like a safe pair of hands
Then we’ll probably get along very well.
The best Newcastle ceremonies are relaxed, confident, and grounded — and that’s exactly how I approach every one.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Both — at the right times.
Ceremonies should feel relaxed and enjoyable, but the responsibility is taken seriously. The fun never comes at the expense of the moment.
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Yes — but not in the cringe way.
Personalised means the ceremony feels right for you — your tone, your pace, your energy — not a list of your dating history.
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Absolutely.
Whether you want guidance, structure, or reassurance, I’ve got you. I’ll send you a vow guide even if you’re just enquiring.
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Yep.
I regularly work across the Hunter Valley, Lake Macquarie, the Central Coast, and beyond. If you’re unsure — just ask.
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As early as you can.
Good Newcastle wedding celebrants book out quickly — especially for popular dates. If your date matters, don’t leave it late.