Hunter Valley Wedding Celebrant for Couples Who Want a Ceremony That Is Amazing!
Fun, personal, banter-filled wedding ceremonies across the Hunter Valley & Newcastle
If you want to vomit when you hear the words “warm, heartfelt and unforgettable” because you’ve heard them delivered in the exact same tone at every wedding you’ve ever been to — relax.
This is not that.
I’m Jeremy Bell — That Altar Guy, a Hunter Valley and Newcastle wedding celebrant for couples who want their ceremony to feel easy, human, and genuinely enjoyable. Not stiff. Not over-scripted. Not cringe.
I take care of the legal stuff.
I guide the moment.
I read the room — not just the script.
And I make sure your ceremony actually sounds like you.
Ceremonies You’ll Actually Enjoy Standing Through
Your ceremony shouldn’t feel like something you politely endure so you can get to the bar.
Mine are:
Relaxed without being messy
Funny without trying too hard
Emotional without being heavy
Personal without oversharing
People laugh because it’s funny.
People go quiet because it matters.
Nothing feels forced.
Couples who book me usually want a celebrant who can banter and have as much fun as they do — while still knowing exactly when to pull it back.
That balance is critical.
A Local Hunter Valley & Newcastle Wedding Celebrant
I work with couples across the Hunter Valley and Newcastle, from vineyard weddings in Pokolbin and Lovedale to coastal ceremonies around Newcastle and Lake Macquarie.
If you’re searching for:
a Hunter Valley wedding celebrant
a Newcastle wedding celebrant
a fun but professional marriage celebrant in NSW
You’re in the right place.
I know the venues.
I know the timelines.
And I know how to keep a ceremony grounded when nerves kick in.
What Couples Are Saying About That Altar Guy
“Jeremy literally saved our wedding day… he took all of our stress away. As soon as we met him we knew we were in safe hands.”
— Andrew & Emily
“If you're looking for a civil celebrant who is personal, fun, charismatic and an all-around legend — look no further than Jeremy.”
— Liam
“Using That Altar Guy was the best decision we made! You were fun, energetic and most importantly, you made it personal to us! Guests said it was the best ceremony they’d attended.”
— Lara & Des
“Jeremy made our wedding ceremony fun, entertaining and something we wish we could do over and over again.”
— Holly
Why Couples Trust Me With Their Ceremony
Because I’m steady when nerves hit.
Because I don’t panic when timelines wobble.
Because I know when to slow things down — and when to lighten the mood.
Your ceremony isn’t where you want uncertainty.
It’s where you want confidence.
Wedding Celebrant Services — Hunter Valley | Newcastle | NSW
Whether you’re planning a big vineyard wedding, a small elopement, or something super simple, I offer ceremonies tailored to how you actually want to get married — not a one-size-fits-all package.
Full Celebration Ceremonies
This is the full experience.
A personalised wedding ceremony that includes:
All legal requirements
Your vows
Thoughtful structure and flow
Humour, emotion, and breathing room
Written from scratch. Delivered confidently. Designed to feel natural — not rehearsed.
Elopements & Micro Weddings
Small guest list. Big intention.
Perfect for couples who want:
Something intimate
Something meaningful
Something simple but still special
No rush. No awkward shortcuts. Just a ceremony that fits the moment.
Legals Only
If you just want the paperwork done — properly and professionally — this is for you.
Quick, clean, relaxed legal wording without turning it into something weird or uncomfortable.
MC & Hosting Add-Ons
If you want continuity from ceremony to reception, I also offer MC services.
Same energy.
Same calm presence.
Same confidence on the microphone.
About Your Celebrant (And Whether I’m Your Guy)
I’m calm on the mic, confident in front of a crowd, and very comfortable holding emotional space — but I’m not interested in sounding like every other celebrant you’ve ever heard.
I don’t do:
Copy-paste ceremonies
Dramatic “love story” readings
Overly formal language
Talking just to fill silence
What I do is show up prepared, grounded, and fully present — so you feel supported, relaxed, and actually excited to be standing up there.
If you’re nervous? I’ve got you. Promise.
I’m Not for Everyone — And That’s a Good Thing
I’m not the right celebrant if you want:
Something ultra-traditional and formal
Zero humour
A ceremony that sounds like a legal document
A celebrant who fades into the background entirely
But if you want:
Someone who reads the room properly
Natural banter that feels like you
A ceremony your guests enjoy listening to
A celebrant who feels like a safe pair of hands
Then we’ll probably get along very well.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Both — at the right times.
Ceremonies should feel relaxed and enjoyable, but the responsibility is taken seriously. The fun never comes at the expense of the moment. The laughs come from your stories, not forced one-liners.
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Yes — but not in the cringe way.
Personalised doesn’t mean listing your dating history or reading something that sounds like it came from Google.
It means the ceremony feels right for you — your tone, your pace, your energy. -
Absolutely.
Whether you want guidance, structure, or just reassurance you’re on the right track, I’ve got you. I’ll send you a vow guide even if you’re just enquiring.
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Yep.
I regularly work across Newcastle, Lake Macquarie, the Central Coast, and surrounding NSW regions — and I’m available Australia-wide.
If you’re unsure, just ask.
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That’s completely normal.
Most couples don’t know what they want — they just know what they don’t want. We start there.
I don’t take my car to the mechanic and tell him what to fix — I’ve got no idea. Just give me options and sort it.
That’s exactly what I’ll do for your ceremony (sadly I can’t fix your car). -
As early as you can.
Good celebrants book out quickly — especially for peak Hunter Valley wedding dates. If your date matters, don’t leave it late.