The one with

The Wedding


A uniquely fitting wedding ceremony for you and your partner on your perfect day. A tailor-made ceremony that will fit just as snug as your new wedding bands

World class sound – with the amazing Sennheiser LSP 500 PRO, your guests will be able to hear your fine voices (even in the cheap seats)

A guy who loves to talk in front of people and will help you to feel comfortable too

As many bloody meetings, phone calls, emails, faxes, and carrier pigeon messages as you like - I want to get to know you both

Engagement of guests - whilst waiting for the wedding party to arrive, I’ll engage your family and friends and get them excited and ready to partaay

Oh yeah, the wedding bits - Completion and registration of all legals. Kind of important, otherwise all of this was just a damn expensive party! (Wedding certificate through Births Deaths Marriages included - $65 worth of paper)

The one with

The Elopement


For up to 10 guests - anywhere - anytime. You just need two witnesses (over 18 years old)

A uniquely fitting marriage ceremony for you and your partner on your perfect day. A tailor-made ceremony that will fit just as well as the groom’s new suit

A mighty fine selection of readings and poems to choose from

A guy who loves to talk in front of people and will help you to feel comfortable too

No rehearsal

Completion and registration of all legals

The one with

The Legals Only


Are you and your partner practically married anyway? Just want the papers to say so? Legals only is a bare bones way to bind your union into marriage.

We will meet up a month before the wedding to fill in the intended marriage form, and then, along with two witnesses, some papers, and a beer (quite sure that's part of the legals too), we will get you married!